Today, I was paintballing when I got shot in the stomach and winded. As I was gasping for breath on the ground, someone came up and shot me point blank in my crotch. FML
derebeker
Monsieur San Diego, United States 37 ans
sore
Australia
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was startled awake at 4am by a loud and awful sound. Completely serious, I asked my fiancé if he had just shit his pants. His response: giggles followed by a softly whispered "maybe". FML
howler
United States 🌶️ Épicée
Make it rain
Today, my mother walked in on me rubbing $400 in $20 bills all over myself. FML