Today, I slipped on a banana peel in a store parking lot as I was getting out of my car. I landed on my ass. The cops that were parking behind me later informed me that I would be able to see the video on youtube. FML
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Today, I found out the tattoo symbolising my marriage turned out to be more permanent than the marriage itself. FML