organicvoodoo

Mademoiselle Duluth, USA

soooyeah 30 avril 2009, 12:15 United States 🌶️ Épicée

Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making out. All of a sudden, we hear "pop goes the weasel" outside my house. My boyfriend stops and excitedly says, "ICE CREAM MAN", flips me over, grabs his clothes, and runs out of my room. FML

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Iman Ça date de 2009 mais c'est de la bonne United States

Catfished

Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14-year-old boy. FML

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