Today, before I went to bed, I watched a terrifying movie with zombies. I woke up with a headache, a bloody nose, and my mom standing over me frantically asking me what was wrong. Apparently I had been "fighting the zombies off" in my sleep and had been punching myself in the face. FML
kd6667
Philly 35 ans Célibataire
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ShitFaced
United States 🌶️ Épicée
Today, I realized I've never had sex with someone who was sober at the time. FML