purpleplatypus22

Today, I learned to check inside the oven before you preheat it. Sometimes children hide their pet rabbit in there. FML

Make it stop

Today, I finally found out that someone had stolen my debit card and maxed it out. The good news? Whoever it was forgot to change the address on the card, so everything they bought online has been shipped to me. The bad news? I've received 16 snuggies so far, and I'm still counting. FML