Today, I decided to try and call into a local radio station to try and win concert tickets for one of my favorite bands. I called in and was actually the winning number. When asked my name I answered quickly, but all I heard was "Hello? Hello?" Then they hung up. My cell phone was on mute. FML
why_me_123456789
Mademoiselle Antioch , America 29 ans Célibataire
pk24
United States
Aled
Ça date de 2011 mais c'est de la bonne
United Kingdom
I like what I like
Today, I caught my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML
boyfriend123
Ça date de 2011 mais c'est de la bonne
United States
I spy…
Today, my girlfriend woke me up at 5 a.m. because she thought someone was watching her from the park. It was a trash can. FML
Anonymous
Ça date de 2011 mais c'est de la bonne
United States
10 out of 10 for originality
Today, my neighbor declared his love for me via "the medium of interpretative dance." FML