Today, my husband quit his job as a university professor and picked up the graveyard shift at a rat farm so he could have more time during the day to play World of Warcraft. FML
Bpwoods
Monsieur Lakeweed Ranch, Florida 28 ans Célibataire
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Madison, United States
Bug5992
Kent, United States 🌶️ Épicée
WTF dude?
Today, I was getting intimate with my current booty-call when he thought it would be funny to make animal sounds. He "baa-ed", "moo-ed", and "gobbled" until losing his erection from intense laughter, leaving me there very confused and unsatisfied. FML