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dogs_and_toucans · 8 juin 2009, 18:47 ·United States

Goodbye

Today, my girlfriend of 10 months moved to Europe and we may never see each other again, so I gave her a $200 sterling silver heart necklace as a goodbye present. She gave me a pack of gum. Cinnamon, which I'm allergic to. FML

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BadBribe · 24 juin 2009, 19:15 ·United States 🌶️ Épicée

The pleasure, the pain

Today, my girlfriend decided to bribe me to be good since we were going out to dinner with her parents by giving me a blowjob. The good news: it was one of the best she had ever given. The bad news: I came on her black dress. She responded by hitting in me in the nuts. Hard. FML

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Anonymous · 30 juillet 2009, 09:23 ·United States 🌶️ Épicée

Sexy time

Today, I tried to be sexy and put a condom on with my mouth. Instead, I inhaled it and my boyfriend broke three of my ribs giving me the Heimlich maneuver. FML

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