Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML
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caroline
United States 🌶️ Épicée
Anonymous
Lakewood, United States
Today, my brother paid the DJ $300 to ruin my wedding by playing the Imperial Death March as I walked down the aisle. FML
Anonymous
Olympia, United States 🌶️ Épicée
Sorry
Today, I walked in on my girlfriend having sex with another man. Her main reaction was to get mad at me for not knocking. FML