Kookiez San

Monsieur Sudan 33 ans En couple

thanks, fuckface 16 novembre 2012, 19:42 Parachute, United States 🌶️ Épicée

Today, just as I was about to orgasm, my boyfriend whispered, "Cum, my preciousssss" into my ear, in his scarily accurate Gollum voice. I think my clitoris just about withered away in despair. FML

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cyn1cal99 19 juillet 2013, 02:27 Derby, United States

Today, after mowing my neighbor's lawn for 3 years for free without being asked to, he finally came out while I was in the middle of it. Expecting a "Thank you" or some cash, he instead said, "You missed a spot" and walked back inside. FML

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