Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML
Darkside85
KAAALIS
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Anonymous
Beaumont, United States
Today, my boss threatened to fire me for killing him in Minecraft. FML
BIGCHEIFAAA
Ça date de 2013 mais c'est de la bonne
Union City, United States
Little shit
Today, my seven-year-old nephew challenged me to a push up contest in front of my girlfriend. He beat me, and then asked my girlfriend why she's dating a pussy. FML