sarahmattson3

Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML

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Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be cute to put his penis through a doughnut and try to make me eat it off. FML