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awilson Ça date de 2009 mais c'est de la bonne United States

Dick joke

Today, I was eating M&Ms on a chair when I dropped one and it fell under my crotch. My mom came in to see me with my hand on my crotch while angrily muttering, "Where's that little bastard gone?" FML

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buhknee 25 novembre 2009, 00:08 United States

Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML

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Junior 26 janvier 2010, 07:35 United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of my dad constantly hitting on her. Not because she was disgusted, but because she wants to date him. FML

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