Today, I wanted to see if the frying pan was hot. I no longer have fingerprints. FML
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Mademoiselle Wouldn'tYouLikeToKnow, USA
Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML
Today, I was in the gas station and I saw this creepy lady staring at me and smiling. She just didn't stop. I even gave an awkward wave to let her know that I saw her staring at me. Finally I decided to confront the woman, turns out the overly happy woman was a cardboard cut out FML