Today, the doctor told me that I have Vasovagal Syncope: I pass out every time I get aroused. Bye bye sex. FML
randomasianinaus
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Anonymous
United States
Today, while browsing YouTube, I looked at the section "Recommended for You." I saw a video titled "How to get a girlfriend." Even YouTube thinks I can't get one. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my mom took me to a counselor because of my addiction to watermelon. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I tried exercising. My whole house shook. FML