kkeeth

Surprise !

Today, someone stole my phone at a concert. They apparently thought it would be funny to text my mom saying I was pregnant. FML

Today, my football club gave us all jerseys with our last names on them. My last name is 'Flicker'. The letters are all in uppercase. And the 'L' and the 'I' are joined together at the bottom. My jersey reads 'FUCKER'. FML