Today, I was at an amusement park with my kids. When we were on the Ferris wheel, I discovered my fear of heights. I hyperventilated, screamed from our seat "LET ME OUT! OH GOD LET ME OUT!!" I also began crying hysterically. They stopped the ride for me to get off. I'm a 45 year old man. FML
Redheadedrage
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pussyOUT
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ginger
New Zealand
Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend because he is tired of everyone giving him shit about my ginger hair. FML
sweatstreaks
United Kingdom
Today, I noticed that when I sweat I smell like bacon. I'm a vegetarian. FML