Anonymous - 25/06/2015 03:55 - United States - San Francisco
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henrylikestreats - 30/04/2015 18:04 - United States - Mayer
kobolobo - 11/08/2015 16:45 - United States - Redmond
My coach just sent back question marks. I'm pretty sure I'm more embarrassed than my mom.
cock blocked - 22/04/2015 15:44 - United States - San Francisco
missmolliss - - United States - Norfolk
All of these puns have me in tears, I swear. I am currently growing out my hair after cutting it all off to be donated. It has gone through every awkward stage imaginable, including the constantly-in-my-eyes stage, the is-it-long-enough-for-a-ponytail stage, and, of course, the mullet. After a few weeks of dealing with the mullet, I decided to cut it, and that is how I ended up with this mess. I have heard Shrek quotes everywhere I have gone since and I can't stop laughing at myself. Thank you for making my night, everybody.