Today, my boyfriend spent an hour lecturing me on how I need to ask for what I want. So I asked him to delete a crappy picture he'd taken of me the night before. His response: "No, you don't always get what you want." FML
moppy63
ugh
United States
Carmen
United States 🌶️ Épicée
Broke boy
Today, I realized that my boyfriend does not stop by my apartment to give me a kiss between classes. He is actually stopping by between his classes to steal my condoms because he is too cheap to pay for them when he cheats on me. FML
ZaraAce
United Kingdom
Today, my husband of 30 years told me that he thought we should 'just be friends'. FML