Today, I tried drinking "Smart Water" for the first time. I couldn't figure out how to open the bottle. FML
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Today, I had been sick all day, so to cheer me up my dad drove me to get ice cream. On our way back, we hit a puppy. FML
Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML
Today, my house got robbed. They left a note: "Next time, we steal your souls." FML