darkrune99

Today, I got kicked in the crotch. It popped my cherry. I lost my virginity to a shoe. FML

Today, I took my driving test. As I was about to turn at a green light, a car sped toward us from the other direction, running a red light. My instructor failed me because I stopped to avoid getting rammed. Apparently I should have kept going, because it was my right of way. FML