Today, I went to the movies with some girlfriends. The guy behind us was making these pervy, heavy breathing noises, so we threw some popcorn at him. When the movie finished, we saw him in a wheelchair - with a breathing tube sticking out of his neck. FML
Tasha1997
sheyo
Canada
Anonymous
Canterbury, United Kingdom
Today, I made my first snowman ever, and then cried when my big brother kicked it to pieces. I'm 27. FML