Today, I was at a local club with my friends sitting at a table when some guys approached us. One of them started telling me about his recent adventures through Europe and was very interesting. Something warm hit my leg and I realized the guy was urinating on me. FML
flippinkid96
Anonymous
United States
Anonymous
United States
Today, my husband pooped the bed for the second time since we've been married. We've been married a month. FML