Today, I was delivering pizza. When I went up to the front door, an elderly lady answered. She was wearing a floral dress that went down to her shins and had a Nicolas Cage mask on with eye holes cut out. When I glanced behind her, I saw her cats had them too. FML
thevinylprincess
Mademoiselle
nicholascageonyourface
Papillion, United States
Anonymous
Statham, United States
Today, my son's lemonade stand was robbed by a senior citizen. FML