Today, we got a speeding ticket in the mail with my drunk daughter's picture on it. She was waving at the camera. FML
cvilla0713
Today, I broke my arm. When I got home from the doctors with my cast, I fell asleep on the couch from the medicine. When I woke up, there were swastikas, "I love the KKK", and multiple penises written all over my cast. My dad thought it would be funny. FML
Today, I woke up from my honeymoon to discover the love of my life is a bed wetter. FML