Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML
octopusfingers
name50
United States
SupaSu
Canada
Today, I passed the girl I like a note asking her out, signed Mark H. She picked it up, read it, turned around and asked me, "Do you know who Mark H. is?" FML
ginger
New Zealand
Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend because he is tired of everyone giving him shit about my ginger hair. FML