Today, I bought a pair of new speakers for my comp. I forgot I had installed various volume enhancing programs and also maxed out all sound settings. I connected the new speakers and played some music. The sound destroyed them. FML
Greendarthpotato
Monsieur Westford, USA 31 ans
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Today, this girl and I were chilling in my apartment. Things got heated up and we started making out. One thing lead to another, and the next thing I knew, she was giving me head. I was getting ready to bust when she stopped, looked up into my eyes and said, "Do you believe in Jesus?" FML
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Today, I was fired for "customer dissatisfaction." I work in IT and have never met one of my company's customers. FML
Today, my parents booked my 18th birthday party at Chuck E Cheese's. FML