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Anonymous 1 novembre 2012, 11:48 Belloy-en-france, France 🌶️ Épicée

Whatever floats your boat

Today, dressed in my sexiest nightie, I asked my boyfriend in the most sensual voice possible what he'd like me do to for him tonight. His eyed widened, he started clapping wildly, and then shrieked, "SPAGHETTI CARBONARA!" FML

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CambodianAsshole 25 décembre 2012, 06:41 Placentia, United States

Today, I opened my Christmas present from my parents. I got a road-side assistance package. I don't own a vehicle, and I don't even have a driver's license. FML

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