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Monsieur beyond, the trees 43 ans En couple

red 27 septembre 2012, 11:37 Portland, United States

Today, my ex dropped by to pick up a piece of art he'd left when I threw him out a month ago. While here, he visited the restroom. Tonight, my shampoo smelled like urine. And he called at 11pm to say he'd ''rubbed one out'' on my new boyfriend's toothbrush. FML

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Anonymous Ça date de 2013 mais c'est de la bonne Acworth, United States 🌶️ Épicée

Huge fan

Today, my wife shaved her pubic hair in a way that it looks like Hitler's mustache. She won't stop referring to it as "the Clitler". FML

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