Today, I was watching adult videos in my apartment. I'm deaf, so I didn't realize my volume was at full blast until I put my hand over the speaker. FML
Jamesfmled
Space, The final frontier
weeping_angel_
Cortland, United States 🌶️ Épicée
royallymessedup
United Kingdom 🌶️ Épicée
Today, I heard what sounded like high-pitched feminine moaning coming from my son's room. I knocked and walked in, expecting to catch him red handed with a girl. He'd just beaten his high score on Flappy Bird. FML