andyw2010

Wisconsin love · 13 décembre 2010, 17:35 ·United States 🌶️ Épicée

Let me Slytherin

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to speak Parseltongue to my vagina to "prepare the Chamber of Secrets for entry". FML

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Anonymous · 17 décembre 2010, 17:08 ·United States 🌶️ Épicée

Cute but annoying

Today, while on my honeymoon with my new wife, I tried to be romantic by installing a clapper to the lights in our room. As things progressed, the noise of our love making triggered the lights on and off repeatedly. She began to laugh and we ended up just calling it an early night. FML

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