Today, I got a bikini as a birthday present. I pulled the bikini bottom out of the box first, only to find a pubic hair stuck to the hygienic liner. FML
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gross
Muskegon, United States
TabbyCat87
Arvada, United States
Today, someone lost a support beam on the highway. My car found it. FML
Sarah
Minneapolis, United States
Today, I told my younger brother that I'm a lesbian. Now he keeps asking me if I want to play rock, paper, vagina. FML