Alicia Meyers

shitface · 6 janvier 2020, 14:00 ·Arlington, United States

Shared towel

Today, after I took a shower, I was wiping my face with the towel I share with my sister. It smelled peculiar, so I took my face away and looked at it. Turns out, I was wiping my face on a huge shit stain. FML

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Anonymous · 8 janvier 2020, 20:00 ·San Francisco, United States

Three kids?

Today, I got the results proving if my ex-girlfriend's kid was mine. The results came back negative and I can't have kids. This wouldn't be a problem if I didn't have 3 kids with my wife. FML

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notaslut · 8 janvier 2020, 22:00 ·Greeley, United States 🌶️ Épicée

Stay safe

Today, I walked into my best friend's house and her mom threw a box of condoms at me and said, "Stay safe, slut." FML

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Anonymous · 9 octobre 2019, 02:01

Economy class

Today, my wife and I moved into our new place. I'm recovering from back surgery and out of work. To help make up the rent, her boyfriend moved in too. FML

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Anonymous · 12 janvier 2020, 18:00

Revelation

Today, my Dad sat me down and told me that I was adopted. I was unbelievably shocked by this revelation and asked him why he'd never told me this before. His response was, "I didn't know!" FML

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irulan · 14 janvier 2020, 03:00 ·London, United Kingdom

Single shot

Today, I farted so loudly in bed and I woke up my husband. Startled, he thought that someone was entered in our room and fired a shot. FML

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