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Anonymous · 12 septembre 2026, 22:00 ·Cincinnati, United States

Smell test

Today, during my meeting with manager, I found out that my coworkers think that I stink. I literally shower every day and use deodorant and perfume. Am I doing something wrong? FML

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Anonymous · 17 septembre 2026, 09:00 ·Toronto, Canada

Found it!

Today, after a week wondering why my bedroom smelled faintly like oranges, I cleaned the sheets, washed the curtains, checked the trash, and even moved the furniture, I found the source: one orange I'd put in the pocket of a winter coat months ago. It was so gross, I had to toss the coat. FML

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Tired · 2 juin 2025, 22:00 ·United States

Hangry

Today, I got home at 7 after a long, stressful 12-hour shift. The second I walked through the door, my wife said, "Can you hurry up and make dinner? We're all starving." This happens all the damn time. FML

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Landin · 13 mai 2025, 00:00 ·Vernal, United States

Time sensitive

Today, my girlfriend left me at 11pm after leading me on for 5 months, all because she lost interest. I wasted so much time, money, and emotions on her, and never received them from her. FML

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