Today, while at the grocery store, I saw my mother. I thought it would be funny to scare her by sneaking up and grabbing her ass. Not only was it not my mom, I left the place with a ban from ever returning to that store. FML
terrabell9
Mademoiselle Manhattan, United States 29 ans En couple
Never enough
Today, I realized the number of cats I currently have is higher than the number of guys I've ever dated. FML
Art is art
Today, I found out that my 15-year-old son is a prolific creator of My Little Pony themed hentai. I'm not a judgmental man, but he's probably going to hell. FML
Empathetic panic
Today, in the middle of my boyfriend finally giving me an orgasm, I had an anxiety attack, which caused him to have an attack of his own. I guess there is such a thing as having too much in common with your partner. FML
The L word
Today, I told my girlfriend that I love her. She panicked and blurted out our S&M safeword. FML
Today, I deliberately didn't tell my therapist half of what I was going through because I didn't want to depress her. FML