Today, I was working on my family genealogy. I found out that my best friend's great-grandfather murdered my great-grandfather. FML
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cantstoplaughing
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Anonymous
United States
Today, it was my daughter's birthday. She had been wanting a cat for a long time, so I went to the animal shelter and got an orange one. As soon as she saw it, she ran upstairs screaming, "GINGER! GINGER!" She refuses to come downstairs until I get rid of "the soulless creature." FML