E_G_G_S_O_U_P - 08/12/2016 13:12 Today, whilst riding my brand new dirt bike for the first time, the chain broke and slashed me down the back of the left leg with such force that it chipped the bone. FML 10 053 676
Wildin' sadsadteacher - - United States - Los Angeles Today, I had to tell some of my students to stop eating glue. I teach high school. FML 10 122 782
Anonymous - 02/04/2009 13:52 - United States Today, my boyfriend called me in the middle of the night and told me he got mugged and was on his way to the hospital. I told him to fuck off because that was a horrible April Fool's joke. He asked if I wanted to talk to the paramedic. I told him to stop bothering me. Turns out it was true. FML 15 971 140 360