Today, I found out that my boyfriend is cheating on me, with the same guy I was cheating on him with. FML
MrBurntToast
shandrith
United States
Kakapo4Ever
Abingdon, United Kingdom
Today, I needed the toilet in the night. Walking through my pitch black house barefoot, I felt something squish beneath my heel. Thinking it was a morsel of previously dropped food, I turned on the light to clean it up. My eyes met a twitching gecko body, with a flattened, exploded head. FML