Today, my boyfriend took me out to meet his friends. It was going really well until I left to use the bathroom and two of the girls with us came in and started talking about how creepy Matt's new girlfriend is and that they're happy he's going to dump her. My boyfriend is Matt. FML
Mateo33
fuuuudge
United States
Bad Dad
Ça date de 2014 mais c'est de la bonne
Colorado Springs, United States
Higher than the sun
Today, I caught my 15-year-old son trying to roll catnip into a joint and smoke it. FML