Today, the tickets I bought for my favorite band's concert arrived in the mail. The concert was last night. FML
schecter159
Monsieur Indianapolis, United States 35 ans Célibataire
Today, while driving, I saw a dog run across the road. Feeling sorry for the pup on a cold, rainy night, I pulled my car over to pick it up. Once in, it started freaking out so I turned on the light. It was then that I realized I'd just put a wild coyote on my passenger seat. FML
Today, I was playing an intense game of Flappy Bird. I was so excited at being about to beat my high score that I got a hard-on. FML