Today, I was on a boat and I thought I saw a towel fly off, but it was actually my fricken dog. FML
Jamestownok
Monsieur Jamestown, Usa Compliqué
Today, some asshat ran onto the road and tried and jump over my car as I drove by. He didn't make the jump. FML
Today, after parking in the handicapped spot of a lot with my placard, an older couple with their 7-year-old grandchild came up and yelled at me for being a lying asshole and taking the parking spot. When I showed them my prosthetic leg, the kid started crying and guess who got yelled at again. FML