Today, on the train, I was sitting next to a homeless man. As we left the train he shook my hand and was seemingly on his way. That was until he caught me greeting my boyfriend, to which he decided to tell the romantic story of how he murdered a man for "getting too close to his woman." FML
BigAl170
Narnia, The Wardrobe Compliqué
Anonymous
Colchester, United Kingdom
Anonymous
Ça date de 2013 mais c'est de la bonne
Pharr, United States
Party time!
Today, I finally got my driver's permit. To celebrate, my parents decided to go to a bar and make me wait in the car because I'm now the designated driver. FML