Today, I got a round of applause. Too bad it was from my thighs as I went down the stairs. FML
SMAshAus
Mademoiselle Queensland, Australia 42 ans
Today, I attended an assembly regarding senior graduation. The assistant principal told us to look to the left and right of us, because those people would be our friends for the rest of our lives. I was the only one in the entire row. FML
Getting on
Today, I found my first grey hair. How? My boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to point it out. FML
Today, my psycho mom walked in while I was chilling and having fun with some friends. She kicked them out and now wants to drug test me, because, "Nobody's that happy without drugs." FML