Today, I tried to get my wife to have sex with me, she told me she couldn't because she had her period. She's two months pregnant. FML
kelseybug9
Andrew
United States 🌶️ Épicée
Fatty1970
Ça date de 2011 mais c'est de la bonne
United States
No more treats
Today, I told my kids that our family dog was getting too fat and we should give him a little less food. My youngest daughter whispered to her sister, "Mommy's fat and we still give her food." FML