Dreyus

Cynical & paradoxically cheery. Eats more than you, works less than you, and accomplishes more with less effort. Thoroughly enjoys it too. Constantly bored though. Probably why I'm now screwed. 'Cept I don't believe in god. Am more truthful than I should be, but I don't trust people. Am brown, thin, abd oddly fit. Switch hitter between heavily bearded with short hair and bald and clean shaven. Perpetually single and don't date. Philisophically inclined and enjoys argueing, pointedly. Come close to dying more times than anyone should (6 at last count). Do the whole Army thing for kicks (part-time) and Neuroscience major (on a whim)) cause of the challenge. Spread out education, mainly sciences though - all fields. Typically hates it though, would rather get my hands dirty. I'd add more. but it already seems pretentious for what is essentially a joke (even if its all true).