galladore - 12/12/2014 15:17 - United States - Bensenville Today, my oldest friend got engaged to her loving boyfriend of one year. Meanwhile, I can't even get my boyfriend of more than four years to commit to a decision of what he wants for dinner. FML 32 514 4 941
chumman - 06/05/2014 13:55 - United States - New York Today, I met this overweight chick and ended up sleeping with her. We were doing it doggy style and it was great until she said, "Milk me like a cow." I can no longer drink milk without hearing that in my head. FML 58 186 20 933