Today, I am two months pregnant. Being super hormonal, I was crying about how much I was crying. My husband put his arms around me to comfort me, and I sobbed so hard that I threw up all over him. FML
ThisIsMyUsernam
Monsieur Osprey, Florida 25 ans Célibataire
Anonymous
Salt Lake City, United States
Mush
Montpellier, France
Today, after an 8-month wait, I went on my big vacation. The beach, the sea, the dive, the jellyfish, the allergic reaction, the hospital. FML
GrandTheftArson
Ça date de 2016 mais c'est de la bonne
Waterloo, Canada
Pros and cons
Today, my ex stole my car keys. Good news is she can't drive stick. Bad news is she set my car on fire. FML