Today, I'm 4ft9 "tall" and I always have trouble reaching things that are high up. It's my birthday, and I got three footstools as gifts. FML
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Under The Cork Tree, by Fall Out Boy 27 ans Célibataire
Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML
Today, after having my tonsils removed, I coughed so hard in my sleep that I woke up spitting blood. Turned out I'd ripped my throat. They had to put me to sleep and cauterize the damaged area. Now I'm in even worse pain than before. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother jerking off to a breast cancer awareness advert. FML