Today, I got yelled at for providing horrible customer service, in a store I don't even work for. FML
kargirl3
Today, at my job at a fast-food restaurant, I once again got called into the men's bathroom to break up sex between two homeless people. FML
Today, things got so bad with my mother-in-law that I seriously considered faking my entire family's deaths to escape it all. FML
Worst teeth in the game
Today, I taught my 23-year-old boyfriend how to correctly brush his teeth. FML
Cats being weird little dudes
Today, I discovered that one of our cats is super creepy. He humps the blankets on my mother's bed while staring at her while she's sleeping. FML
Today, I was bitten by a therapy dog. FML