Today, I got so used to using this FML app while going to the bathroom that when I opened it, I accidentally peed a little. FML
Struggalos
Anon
Twinsburg, United States
baberuth
Auckland, New Zealand
Domestic
Today, I heard my sister screaming from the basement, "Don't you hit me, you asshole!" Knowing her boyfriend was over, I ran downstairs with my baseball bat, ready to smash the fucker hitting my sister. Turns out they were just playing Mario Kart and he rammed her off the edge of a bridge. FML